Derek has grown up so fast! He has been at VBS all week and it has made for quiet mornings with just Brooke. Its a weird feeling. Here is the cutie the other day right before VBS!
Chick-O-Lay = Chick-Fil-A
Ar-diddo = Armadillo
A-dent-ur = Adventure
Cut Cut = Scissors
Garb-a-que = Barbeque
Mommy: "And that is why we shop at Kroger"
Derek: "Ok, Mommy. OK! We go Kroger"
Derek: Mommy, you 'got something?
Mommy: What did I forget?
Derek: Don't forget to kiss Daddy (which I didn't but he must have missed it.)
Derek: Mommy, where you going?
Mommy: Downstairs.
Derek: Don't do the dishes downstairs. Save them for Daddy to do.
(ie Derek stalling)
Derek: "Mommy, what you going to do?"
Mommy: Clean up the kitchen from dinner, Derek.
Derek: Why you make a mess at dinner?
Ahh, Son, if you only knew....
Derek Version = Reality
Whoopie Pops = Whoopie PiesChick-O-Lay = Chick-Fil-A
Ar-diddo = Armadillo
A-dent-ur = Adventure
Cut Cut = Scissors
Garb-a-que = Barbeque
Conversation at dinner (upon learning Martin's will no longer take groceries to the car unless asked)
Mommy: "And that is why we shop at Kroger"
Derek: "Ok, Mommy. OK! We go Kroger"
Conversation while leaving to go out
Derek: Mommy, you 'got something?
Mommy: What did I forget?
Derek: Don't forget to kiss Daddy (which I didn't but he must have missed it.)
Conversation at nap time
Derek: Mommy, where you going?
Mommy: Downstairs.
Derek: Don't do the dishes downstairs. Save them for Daddy to do.
Conversation at bedtime
(ie Derek stalling)Derek: "Mommy, what you going to do?"
Mommy: Clean up the kitchen from dinner, Derek.
Derek: Why you make a mess at dinner?
Ahh, Son, if you only knew....
Derek you make a great looking cow. Hope you enjoyed your free meal. G G
ReplyDeleteThat. is. hilarious. Love that little guy and I can't wait to be his aunt!! ;)
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