Conversation 1: Derek upon entering our room early one morning.Derek: Daddy, I growed so much my bed is too short.
Chris: Derek, you have a full size bed. I highly doubt you outgrew it overnight.
Conversation 2: Derek's reaction to finding out that we were going out to dinner that night.Derek: Daddy, this place is stinky-pee-you-e
Chris: They have chips and salsa
Derek: Ok. We can go in now.
Conversation 3: Derek walking into our bathroom one morning
Derek: Daddy, you cough.
Chris: Yes I did, Derek.
Derek: You have to cover your mouth when you cough even in the shower.
Conversation 4: Derek after waking up from a very long nap
Megan: Hey bud. Are you awake?
Derek: Mommy, you have pretty brown eyes. I have blue eyes.
Conversation 5: Derek upon seeing a van with a Christmas tree on top
Megan: Derek, what does that van have on its roof?
Derek: Why do they have a tree on their top? Christmas trees come from the aggic [attic] and then we put decorations on them.
Conversation 6: Derek at breakfast
Chris: Eat your breakfast
Derek: I have to stir the cheerios until they are dizzy before I can eat them.
We don't make this stuff up folks!